The only price is the frustration of dealing with morons in the comments.

You didn’t teach me a goddamned thing I didn’t already know. You just found a reason to be smug about being a self-righteous prick, as morons are wont to do.

It’s a shame so much of the reception of this game and whether it’s “good” seems to be down to whether it takes a stance on US politics as though that’s a thing all games must do now.

Is Dr. Brewer of the CDC a “holier-than-thou internet fuckwit”, too?

This is an ironic take coming from a website with auto-playing videos and ads.

Oh, I have plenty to learn. I just don’t have anything to learn from a holier-than-thou internet fuckwit.

I only want you to be happy.

You keep espousing the “society of tomorrow” without explaining how one circumvents the realities of today to build the society of tomorrow.

Explain Albert Belle’s situation.

None of your points address the real issue: you’re not here to save any lives. You’re not here to improve anyone’s health. You’re here to make yourself feel superior because you choose to be a teetotaler while others do not. You’re not spreading information. You’re passing judgement. Because you are an asshole who…

So drinking isn’t stupid?

Jesus, you can’t leave well enough alone, can you. It’s sad when your only sense of self-worth comes from climbing up on a high horse and pretending to be better than people on the internet.

And yet you, the ostensibly sober one, have the stupidest comment on this article so far.

No, I get it. I’m just saying it’s incredibly stupid, and fails a satire. I thought I made that very clear.

Why?

So obviously Brett is the guy chosen to write incredibly stupid joke articles that pose as serious editorials. As a long-time reader, let me be among the first to say: “Fuck you, Brett, and fuck this stupid attempt at ‘satire’ Splinter is trying to make happen.”

Congrats on the dumbest take I’ve seen on the internet so far today. Truly inspired.

Get the fuck off of your high horse, you virtue-signalling dipshit. There’s nothing in the universe so horrible that it can’t be joked about.

Will you quit jerking off over how smart you think you are and just answer the damned question? Jesus fucking Christ, man.

The question is, were they taped together in parallel, or pointing in two different directions? Was this like, a double ended knife, or some sort of knife boomerang?