This is the new normal, folks. Whatever happens in the midterms or 2020, this is the level of political discourse in our country for the foreseeable future.

Then any white guy would have worked. He was supposed to be the god of war, not the god of colonialism and exploitation.

And that’s 1.5 too many, especially when they almost always happen on the most spectacular plays of the game.

Replays happen *maybe* twice per game, on average.

So the world said, “Man, could there be a less intimidating villain than a guy who looks like Nigel Thornberry?” and DC said, “Hold my beer.”

In what sport? In American football they happen on all scoring and turnover plays, as well as on coaching challenges and whenever the booth officials decide it’s necessary.

I agree that the rules are broken, but that doesn’t change the fact that replays slow the game down, force people to wait to be excited on big plays, and still ends up not getting the call right an embarrassing amount of the time.

Except:

Nope.

Yeah, I put about 8 hours into Bloodborne and never got past like the third lantern. Bloodborne is like an abusive spouse. I want so badly to love it, but it just keeps punishing me and pushing me away every time I try.

Where did they keep them, next to the golf clubs or the camping equipment?

Good Guy with a Gun refers to a civilian carrying a firearm, which I’m completely against.

Congratulations. You’ve reduced the term “bullying” to meaninglessness.

She’s a former failed actress, and a paid shill for a right-wing lobbyist group that values their bottom dollar over human lives. Where she grew up is irrelevant. She’s the face of an organization that ranks 10th in political donations. Taking her down a peg sure as shit isn’t “bullying.”

“You all?” Who the fuck are you talking about?

I’ve always held my pencil “wrong,” and a few teachers tried to get me to change around the second or third grade. After it became clear that I had better penmanship than most of the other students, though, they pretty much gave up.

In-n-Out Burger? I had someone bring me a burger from there once, and it was trash, so I’ve never bothered going myself.

No, this in no way meets the definition of bullying. I’m sorry, but that’s not my opinion. That is an objective fact. You are simply incorrect.

As Emma has clearly illustrated here, the top sheet serves a very specific purpose. The same purpose as the salad fork. That purpose is so that pretentious dicks like Emma can feel a sense of false superiority and look down their noses at normal, reasonable people.