I get your point, and I’m not saying my hatred is rational (hatred generally isn’t) but Ready Player One remains the one and only time I’ve ever read a book so poorly written and pandering that I actually felt insulted by it. Take that as you will.

This is the new normal, folks. Whatever happens in the midterms or 2020, this is the level of political discourse in our country for the foreseeable future.

The robot is sort of The Guyver meets the Geth. Not sure if I like it.

How about Africans being complicit in selling off their “brothers” and “sisters” into slavery?

Then any white guy would have worked. He was supposed to be the god of war, not the god of colonialism and exploitation.

Creepshow or Creepshow 2, whichever one had the story with the teenagers on the raft and that oily shit floating on the water. I was probably 3 or 4 when I saw it. For years I would jump from my bedroom doorway to the bed, sure that oily creature was going to slither out from under my bed and shoot up my leg, dragging…

And that’s 1.5 too many, especially when they almost always happen on the most spectacular plays of the game.

Replays happen *maybe* twice per game, on average.

Sure, they look cool, but...

So the world said, “Man, could there be a less intimidating villain than a guy who looks like Nigel Thornberry?” and DC said, “Hold my beer.”

In what sport? In American football they happen on all scoring and turnover plays, as well as on coaching challenges and whenever the booth officials decide it’s necessary.

I agree that the rules are broken, but that doesn’t change the fact that replays slow the game down, force people to wait to be excited on big plays, and still ends up not getting the call right an embarrassing amount of the time.

I didn’t oppress anyone. Why should *I* have to make up for anyone else’s shortcomings?

Except:

Nope.

Yeah, I put about 8 hours into Bloodborne and never got past like the third lantern. Bloodborne is like an abusive spouse. I want so badly to love it, but it just keeps punishing me and pushing me away every time I try.

Where did they keep them, next to the golf clubs or the camping equipment?

Says the guy still trying to get the last meme in.

Good Guy with a Gun refers to a civilian carrying a firearm, which I’m completely against.