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I think the narrative connection between Milton’s story and The Unfinished Swan more or less confirms some sort of magical or surreal influence on the events of the story.

No one really cares about where you arbitrarily draw that line. WRoEF is no less a great experience for not checking your hypothetical boxes.

No one in their right mind has ever been glad to see the back of Blake Fartandhold.

Now you’re the one making semantic arguments.

This information squares nicely with my “1 out of every 4 people really suck” theory.

In what substantive way is admitting “I don’t know” different from presuming both parties are innocent?

I gave you a perfect real-world example that illustrates why this isn’t true.

You do realize that $10,000 over 4 years is essentially what most humans spend on hobbies anyway.

I believe there’s a difference between winning a “skin” in a computer game and winning hundreds or thousands of dollars in a poker game

Get off your fucking high horse.

There is one subjectivetruth for each party (their personal account of events) and a 3rd objective truth that exist independently of their experience. When evaluating guilt you should be focused on the last case... the objective truth of reality.

Most if not all of these games are rated T or above, usually M. They aren’t meant for children.

This advice column “joke” is mean-spirited and not at all funny. It’s time to retire it permanently.

I’m presuming that both people are telling the truth.

I’m sure there’s a whole psychology behind winning “loot boxes” that is in some way different than winning money.

You realize these games are marketed and sold to children, yes?

Holy shit, that is a flat-out offensive misrepresentation. Turns out you’re just a bigot and an asshole.

If a problem lies within one’s body, not created by their own hand, it is the fault of their body for having the problem (genetics). And since one owns their own body, it is their fault by ownership.

This only seems like a problem if you’re operating under the assumption that every player is supposed to be able to get everything the holiday event has to offer.