No, your entire post is about being a pedantic dick. I don’t know how I could have been any clearer about that.

Dammit, I should have scrolled down before posting.

This is too insipid even for Larry King. This is Andy Rooney levels of insipid.

“Playstation” is a pretty good name. Sony knows they nailed it on the first try, so they’ve never fucked with it since.

Of course the election was rigged. Donna helped rig it, and now she’s trying to portray herself as some sort of righteous warrior, trying to protect the integrity of the DNC. She’s full of shit, and has no credibility on this issue.

What in the name of Christ is that supposed to even mean?

And you’re fighting over the ashes of a forest that’s already burned.

These people where murdered inside a fucking church. How much more closely would you have them work with God?

The answer to this question is very simple: we don’t have “dinner parties” because dinner parties suck. We have actual parties where people have actual fun.

Amazon is showing these at $20, not $15.

Amazon is showing these at $20, not $15.

Shorthand like “WTF” made its way into modern language a long time ago. You don’t have to like it, but bitching about it puts you firmly into “Old Man Yells at Cloud” territory.

Yeah, it absolutely does.

Oh, I absolutely believe in the corruption of the DNC. What I don’t believe is that Donna Brazile was some sort of warrior for justice, rather than just another cog in the machine of corruption. Brazile has zero credibility on this issue.

It would have been window dressing, unnecessary and a distraction from the actual point of the story. It also would have been thematically inconsistent, as uncertainty is a big part of the sort of anxiety that is the entire point of the story. There’s no horror in answers. Horror comes from not knowing.

You undermine your own point. If Donna B. has no credibility and is a worthless human, why was she appointed to chairperson of the DNC? How does that reflect on dems if they put an inept person into power?

Since when did being a twiggy-ass rapper mean you can fight?

Hillary is an asshole, but Donna Brazile has exactly zero credibility, and should not be considered a reliable source about anything.

Whoever selected the header image for this story should be very proud of themselves.

“Happy whatever the fuck it is” will now be my go-to holiday greeting.

Fuck the metaphor.