We’re talking about comic canon, not Norse mythology or culture.

Maybe. Depends on how they explain his ability to lift the hammer.

Possibly. Depends on how they explain what’s going on with his ability to lift the hammer.

Assuming what you say is true (and I’m not saying it is), that changes nothing. Even if Nintendo endorsed a fan theory about Zelda’s timeline, that doesn’t make it less official.

I recall seeing an almost 1:1 version of the theory online years before the Historia came out., shortly after WW released. The Historia just made a pretty graphic for it and updated it with the games released since then.

No. Thor is the person chosen by the hammer, not just the person currently holding it. Thor doesn’t stop being Thor every time he/she sets the hammer down for a moment.

I’m not going to threaten to leave, like it matters or not. Im just going to do it.

The Historia timeline is a fan-made timeline that was floating around for nearly a decade before Nintendo basically just shrugged and said “okay, sure, why not?” That should tell you how much Nintendo cares about an “official” timeline compared to fans.

This is an incredibly stupid question, seeing as you don’t bother specifying who “someone else” is.

That doesn’t negate the fact that Nintendo doesn’t give a shit about timelines, and timelines don’t factor into the creation of their games. They just shoehorn each new game in wherever it more or less fits, if they even bother to consider it at all.

Exactly. Even the timeline people like to call “official” was just an internet fan theory that Nintendo shrugged at and said, “sure, why not?”

Anyone else having a problem accessing the DLC? I bought the season pass right after launch, and I’ve got the day one gear, but I don’t seem to have access to the new DLC. I’ve updated the game to the latest version (1.3.0, i believe) but the DLC features don’t show up when I start the game. I went to the…

What’s with the fad of bands spelling their names as though they’re trying to fit them on a vanity license plate?

There’s nothing gross about a woman’s body.

I went with a primarily speed-based build all the way up until I got 3-star golds on all 50, 100, 150 and mirror Grand Prix races, but now that I’m working my way through 200cc, I find myself needing a lower speed build with higher handling and acceleration. Makes the corners easier, because a pure speed build on…

Except the initial quote from Teigan that started this whole thing indicated clearly that she did care, as did several of the women commenting on that article. You’re projecting your own opinions onto all women. You’re not a spokesperson for every single woman.

Was this ever a question? Really?

I haven’t been angry or trollish at all. I’ve just disputed your (incorrect) assumptions, and you’ve avoided my points or changed the subject every time you get in over your head. For instance, you implied that Pixar doesn’t use motion blur to smooth their 24 FPS movies, which is not true. I pointed that out, and…

But you may be surprised how many people still think that women, as a general rule, do not play video games. Ask any woman you know—who, again, probably plays video games—and she will likely have a story about someone assuming that she, a woman, does not play video games. Despite the fact that she does.

I’ve never had a Yoshi avatar, and you’re changing the subject because you don’t know what you’re talking about.