i don’t think i can be on deadspin for a while after this fucking funbag

really swinging for the fences from the outset with this argument

baby batter is the worst possible slang term in the history of the universe

ma on the phone. ama when i’m with her in person. madre when i want to piss her off.

aw

swish

hahaha you fucks are monsters

aw

My patterns are argyle, your’s more checker board
My lecture is Lecter, your texture is pocket protector

i’m bringing necro back

as we stand today

what’s amazing is your username

to lose yourself

real is taking care of your motherfucking family

this song is just glee

are you okay?

always keep it 100

Bbydhyonchord

oh god

avec toi