the only thing left in his life were the long nights and a few sins

you are not as good as rom is at writing.

this needs more love.

I’m sure she’d have to go bed with him anyway

“The Human Vasectomy” is glorious.

It’s the weekend you fuckers.

Can you imagine the setup you could build with 4 grand?

Okay. This is Good.

Ya Dijimos No

I can only ever approach these letters from a place of compassion. These letters highlight men that were at their lowest. However despicable their crime, I can’t see the death penalty as being anything other than a barbaric, short-sighted attempt to remedy the problem. Keeping them locked up forever, Mark of Cain…

Thank you so much Nolan for continuing to publish these. I find his never-say-die spirit to be incredibly admirable. Striving to grow in that sort of situation is also incredibly evocative. I wish him the best.

god. Drew is such a fucking dork.

We are all assholes in our own way.

Holy shit this take is bad.

*he says into the void*

give money to an upperclassmen, he/she gets the booze.

Jesus. I had completely forgotten the whole shitstorm caused by that fucking song. Just got chills in my spine. My day is now worse for seeing that.

aw.

“Beloved political pundits.” What a fucking disgusting set of words. You can can place any event regarding mortality in the abstract and attempt to find an equivalence that fits your shitty thoughts. I assume you were thinking Prince when formulating this stupid theory, difference being that Schlafly effectively made…