Buy a pc.

I mean its not a post filled with psychotic and delusional musings but I like the idea of someone writing this and thinking they did a good job.

fucking deadspin truthers making their way to kotaku

good kinja

By that logic Valve is the same as General Electric. Out to make money. Your false equivalence is simple. Valve is vastly different from EA and Activision in their business methodology. Sure the end goal is money, but that goal is the same for every major business in the world. You may be bummed out that they won’t…

How would you classify Trump’s supposed fundraiser for American Veterans?

Jesus Christ what the hell is even happening in this gif?

barrels you say?

Eh, I’ll judge.

Ashcraft should write something that helps Westerners properly explore Japan. I’ve been mulling over a trip there but have no idea where to start on planning.

Kirby Mass Murder

So is Lebron the best all-around player ever? I was unfortunately not yet born during MJ’s historic run but from what I understand he is still the best scorer that ever was, but a bit of a ball-hog. Am I off-base?

Darren Rovell is a neglected taint.

Nah he’s just pulling everything from S. E. Finer.

Yes... (deep, protracted sigh) yes they do.

Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

DS and DS II will definitely have limited online communities at this point with the release of DS III, but I wouldn’t put so much of an emphasis on the online component of those games since at this point DS and DS II are inhabited by power players that will simply wreck you unless you put in a lot of time at getting…

This is a fantastic picture.

And there’s a face touching mini game.

Goddammit, why is Kotaku so weird at night.