Oh, dad.

The music video for “Bangarang” has been viewed more times than Gawker Media’s entire collective body of work ever will.

Maura is equally clueless, selfish and entitled. Love that show.

The complete absence of logic is rivalled only by the shameless entitlement.

*Clangs the Gay Bell* Soup’s on, boys!

Except your frat house wasn’t a pathetic, destructive and absurdly expensive charade wherein an impoverished, third-world nation feebly attempts to make itself appear habitable on a world stage.

Something about the image of a small, white child lying facedown in a shallow mud puddle really encapsulates the spirit of NASCAR.

“SCREWED!” /hyperbole

Amazing this hyperbolic smear doesn’t have a single comment. Really, shocking.

I can only imagine the dedication to your craft it takes to write your 344th Pokemon Go article of the week and not feel like you’re spiraling into the abyss.

poop is food and food is poop. I don’t see a problem.

Gaijin Fahey will not be stopped.

wow it only took you 20 days to come up with that

“Depression and disabilities are depressing for people with disabilities and depression. Also, POKEMON GO!!!!!!!”

This is ideal for your summery, Literally Every Asian Girl in Toronto outfit.

This is ideal for your summery, Literally Every Asian Girl in Toronto outfit.

If TRL was narrated by David Attenborough it could’ve been a solid documentary on leaves and bugs.

The King of the Fart Sniffers.

how does this article not contain Lindsay Lohan’s birth date? Come on, Ames.

I don’t want to say that CarMax warranties are the ONLY good thing about America, but here we are.

Confirmed virgin.