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“Brand consciousness”

That would actually make the station appear even more incompetent.

$43,000 for a four-year-old fancy diesel Touregggg. To each their own, I suppose...

I was in West Seattle on work last, I wanna say, Monday, when a semi had hit the median and shut down the bridge. It took me 2.5 hours to get from Lynnwood to Fauntleroy. Then it took me 51 minutes to get from Fauntleroy to Seward Park - 5 whole miles.

People who follow celebrities of this, uh, caliber, and then get mad at them for conspicuous consumption, are insane. Why not go to the dentist and get annoyed with all this chit-chat about teeth?

Don’t forget that the antagonist is a sexually undesirable, scheming, manipulative, mother-figure attempting to seduce a young man.

I like candy corn 😊

So what you're saying is: you liked Subaru Before It Was Cool™?

But see, you didn't quit anything; you're still hopelessly addicted to nicotine. You just traded one vessel for another. You're like the person who brags they stopped going out every night for cocktails and you owe it all to drinking a bottle of wine alone 

I do like that interior, exterior is kind of Meh-canish for me. Also comparing against a loaded Model S, it seems you get to pay an extra $89,000 just to say you drive a Porsche. Maybe this is propped up as their new halo car to showcase the fuuuuuuuture of Porsche... Just seems to be for people who get a hard on for

The Tacoma, sadly. Drums in the rear.

I think the original story still stinks (conflicting reports of who was actually driving, Hart appearing intoxicated and being snuck home before going to the hospital) -- but... This is a lousy thing to be sued for. A heavily modified 50-year old muscle car... Enter at your own risk.

You made me give a hearty belly laugh. Public transportation in Seattle is actually horrendously bad 

Please explain what are these "friends"

I’d be more likely to confuse her for a crazy old drunk sitting in a chair with a gun than actual law enforcement.

My theory: he was actually the driver, had his friend take the fall, but snuck to his house to sober up in case his friend flipped on him.

Nice, a 4-door FJ Cruiser

As someone who works with customers with far more money than I may ever earn in my lifetime, trying to “blend in” is a fool’s game. You’re providing a service. You’re not rubbing elbows. You’re not breaking in. Spending $30k will not impress people who can rent private planes. Them ribbing you for your Corolla is kind

Hey, low blow. I was young and foolish when I bought pirated those albums.

“[...] a large sheepdog died being transported from Amsterdam to LA”