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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
thetomselleck

Friends don’t let friends buy cars on Aurora/99

You’re just rubbing it in now

43k?!?!? Goodness. And I thought I got lucky with mine having 91k...

Thanks! It took me two years to find one. I hope yours is treating you well. Love mine so far.

I’m pretty sure I own the only one in my county, seen maybe two in Seattle. I’m pretty jealous of your color though.

Someone’s due for nice White House invitation soon...

Even the Audi Fox was FWD or 4WD. That was my best guess :/

Outside of weird concept cars or something incredibly obscure, I’m guessing never, since they were all related to FWD and AWD Volkswagens.

It’s that southern hospitality

No, we would post too many positive things, like why my dad’s neighbor’s mailman’s landlady’s 1988 Corolla Sedan was the best car ever.

“Most of the calls lasted two minutes or less.”

Do you think they’ll accept a non-running Tercel as a down payment?

See also: Nicki Minaj

Excellent rear seat legroom, but really not enough cargo space behind them.

Anyone who spends that much on a dress is either insane or rich.

Multi-thousand dollar wedding dresses... Something something institution of marriage...

How expensive can some of these dresses be? If you’re out a few hundred bucks and some time, that sucks but it’s not a disaster. The groom fucking the maid of honor... now THAT would be a disaster.

TRENDZ!

Not bad but not applicable in a dubious scenarios. Being publicly shamed or unpopular is not a good measure of what is “moral.”