See also: asshole before Taco bell...

In other news, Ally sounds like she’d be really unpleasant to talk to at a party.

Yes, the misfortunes of others is amusing.

Beets suck

This Igloo brand storage + cupholders I found at Value Village for 99 cents.

Magic

That was a COLD rebuttal of facts

He still uses the possessive adjective “my.” Not much of a teacher, was he?

Sunroof says I work hard, I play hard

But the mid-00s are notorious for catastrophic transmission failure...

LEADER OF YOUNG MEN

Well... That does suck, but she’s also still not funny and steals jokes.

Quack quack

... May I borrow your S class?

I disagree with your disagreement.

Low, medium, high

You speak as if cost and complication has nothing to do with timeliness. You’re going to need more hashtags.

We should have some standards, shouldn’t we? Or just start adding:

We can use it to unsafely tow a trailer!