No. Why are there so many people incapable of driving around a $2,500 Camry until they get back on their feet? Who the hell approved this guy’s loan on his A6 to begin with? Someone should have told him, “Yeah, I’ve got a 1994 Paseo that’s more in your price range.”

“Whatever it is YOU like, my prince!”

DID U KNOW DRAYK HAZ BEEF WID KRYSTLER?

POP CULTURALLY RELEVANT

Boo

Could be a very elaborate insurance fraud scheme as well.

Damn right.

Well. It was a bit tasteless.

Nevertheless, you insisted — on being salty

Elizabeth BARREN (wasteland?)

It sure does. I’m also fully willing to offer comments you’ll read a thousand times on any political article if desired:

I would agree, were it not the use of the comma and period to convey a complete sentence. Should just be in all caps like a Hot Topic t-shirt. Everyone wins.

“She” and “Persisted” seem unnecessarily capitalized

Superb

I’m not your pal, guy

Nonsense, man with speech impediment — the 1995 Neon was a reliable vehicle, much to ever owner’s dismay.

Maybe they should use all that R&D funding on building something that will actually have decent build quality and reliability? Ah fuck it.

Fuck that kid lol

$12,000? What a rip off! I’m gonna buy it second-hand for peanuts, then complain how they don’t make new cars anymore that I’d be willing to buy.

He’s showing a lot of GRIT