Tacoma, Everett, Seattle, Snohomish, Stanwood — we get lots of petty theft and drugs up here.

That’s a potential avenue if I keep this past spring. Financial hoohah pending.

Damn, you had the 8-spoke alloy wheels too!

Total CP. I’m thinking $1500, tops.

Yay!

Would almost look better if that was just all body.

That’s awful -- everyone should ride in a 1987 Cavalier!

My only solace is that they will never know the joys of driving vast distances for no reason with several of your best (and thus worst) friends in a 1987 Cavalier and loving every moment of it. Also, finding 108 cents in the cushions and pulling over for some awful yet satisfying fast food.

There, there. There, there.

[Smacks forehead] Buh! I guess my first car as a teen was also in my old man’s name... But it wasn’t a 370Z. This is like giving your todder two buckets of open paint and letting him loose in a newly-remodeled kitchen.

This post says it’s the kid’s, the video says it’s his dad’s... Which is it?

Hooray!

They don’t make trash receptacles like they used to

It’s gonna be big

Take away their birthdays, too. Go all in.

But their video trended briefly! Surely that is worth endangering your own life for.

Shame!

No, we need to be concerned the minor inconveniences of the wealthy, or something.

Never start a land war in a GM product

Excellent.