But why do we care about sports broadcasters social opinions? Let’s suggest they stick to broadcasting!

This sucks.

Please don’t give this man any press.

Whatever happened to shooting to immobilize? Kneecaps? Stomach? Foot? Shoulder? Something!

What the hell is going on here lately.

I haven’t gone back since the Krispy Kreme on Riverside Dr shut down. No reason to go to Burlington ever since then.

“Hispanic male”

Oh well. I have no sense of adventure anyway.

You paid to have that thing shipped? I bet you could have bought a decent one locally for not too much more though...

I hate being a Mariners fan. But that’s completely unrelated to this story.

“Sounding mean” is how I’d describe a barista who just put in their two weeks.

Bad post is bad

Perhaps you’d be interested in a purple dildo instead?

I actually liked how the Panameramomana looked before... Am I alone?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

Toyota would be a cup of decaffeinated coffee.

Could be worse

Yes, please.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

This shit gets me every time.