Since they have no sense when to stop, I’m waiting for a sequel about his conversion to Christianity: Bourne Again

Celebrity death paired with this year’s hot new virus equals clickclickclickclick

Seems irresponsible to wildly speculate on someone’s recent death. “You know, I heard he had heartburn. It might have been the plague."

I would not.

Fuck this. Let him fail the class. Let go, mom.

Wait I would actually buy that — my puppy loves hot dogs

But who will take out the trash once a week begrudgingly?

Eee-hee-mail

Toons!

She also probably has a cousin who makes $8000 a week working at home

Careful all, let’s not ruin her life over a shitty tweet like that African Aids social commentary girl.

AUGGHHHHHHHUHUH

They didn’t stand up for anything, they got caught...

Wait why is this $80k+ electric minivan on TruckYeah?

Think about how many times in your life you’ve handled a gun. Cleaned it, shot cans, target practice etc. How many times have you pulled a gun another human? Has to be a completely different experience. She was probably scared to death because if that rider takes two steps towards her, she’s wondering if she’s…

Everything works except car

I’m not sure they’re old enough to buy a beer... I can’t support that.

Every moment of our lives is White History Month.

First thing I thought of