“Words were exchanged.” Was this passive the testimonial of one of the drunk passengers who was probably yelling shit out the back window? Life is incredible: the only sane and responsible adult died.

I’ll have to brush up on my Western history.

“The website does not address polyamory or polygamy.” Kind of an outdated stereotype for Utah. Polygamy is federally illegal and has been banned by the Mormon church since 1890... Fundamentalist groups are likely to be found in Texas, Arizon, and Idaho.

Damn, guess I’m stuck absorbing alcohol the old fashioned way.

Washington’s race history isn’t squeaky clean either — exploitation of the Japanese, chinese, and korean laborers specifically. You should check out the Wing Luke Museum in Seattle.

No shock he didn’t do five minutes of research again.

Have you seen the new Allroad concept? The roof is so sharply raked it looks like a damn liftback

That’s genius. It’s like a marriage progress report.

It probably didn’t help that both games were awful.

Didn’t know you could get a new manual base Camry. Approved!

Such a waste of good bacon.

That’s my wife’s favorite!

If you put an “LS swap, bro” in a Porsche, is it really still a Porsche?

Wow! A sentient erection!

IT DOESN’T HOVER; IT’S NOT A HOVERBOARD!

After an eight-year-old boxer dog named Dylan died after being diagnosed with a brain tumor and suffering from cardiac arrest, his owners, a British couple named Laura Jacques and Richard Remde, decided to clone him.

Sounds good to me. Obviously their marriage had worsened to the point that after 24 years (that’s a long time!) they couldn’t handle it any more. Like many marriages, I’m sure the build up to said divorce was long and agonizing, not some knee-jerk result of a bad fight. So, to turn around after a year and say,…