This is a well-written advertisement. It’s all bullshit.

Sorry, Car Trek featuring Jalopnik’s own Tavarisch is the Top Gear America replacement for me.

She could be the human inspiration for Dolores. Someone important to Arnold?

Christina who is “from a city that looks like New York”

“You know what they say: You’ve never really experienced St. Paddy’s until you’ve done it with a tablet-equipped chimpanzee. “

If you haven’t noticed yet, the site is dying. It’s been bleeding writers since forever, and the community has been shifting to bigotry more and more in recent years.

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And most importantly: Campion? Campion? Father where is Campion? CAMPION!!!!

I mean, if you made it a season and a half in, you know what it is. If that thing is not for you, then it’s not.

He’s making fun of Ted Seranos’ quote about Gervais and Chapelle

my prediction: people meme (morb?) even harder but still don’t actually see the movie. Sony execs are baffled why people would talk so much about the movie but not translate that into spending money - which is also coincidentally the funniest outcome.

I’m not sure you understand how consent works

Now we’ll never get answers to such burning questions as, “What the hell is going on?” and “Why the fuck should anyone care?”

Dry.... is the best word I'd call this series. Like chewing through over cooked meat.

I was really excited because it was inverting the idea: It was all that stuff coming into our world, and it was about the blending of the two

Whatever valid point might be made about monopoly and “monoculture” feels kind of lost in the blisteringly contrarian take that getting the MCU instead of a third Tron movie was some kind of loss.

This. It wasn’t the “weird art kid,” it was the “normal rich kid with nothing to say” who thought that buying a Daft Punk soundtrack would make him cool by osmosis. Also note how Kosinski mentions the storyboards before the script - he’s an architecture student turned filmmaker, and there's no shame in that, but being…

It’s funny to describe a major blockbuster like Tron: Legacy as the weird art kid of the Disney family, but compared to golden children Marvel and Star Wars, it’s not far off.