You must be a blast to hang out with

Huh? Who? What?

Hi Alex and Conker, I have a friend who is interviewing for a job at Bethesda, but hasn’t really got a chance to get a feeling for the firm yet.

From where I am sitting, you are the asshole for getting all ornery over a light-hearted joke about a billion dollar game.

Agreed, and you are right. Let's keep our fingers crossed on this one.

Wo wo, slow down there big boy. Did you read the article? Or just get hot and bothered because it doesn’t read like a press release from Firaxis?

Huh? You are the worst sir.

Especially as it was written in the first person. Though with Heather gone, there are about 3 monkeys with type writers remaining

Another fantastic writer gone, and it took me about 30 minutes to scroll through the post due to an advertisement every paragraph. It got so bad I think I got nauseated on my way down.

Lol, you must be new here, or somehow oblivious to all news that doesn’t involve television reviews of modern sitcoms.

Totally! Your line of thinking makes sense, given THE huge win we got from: Assassin's Creed, Tomb Raider (original and remake), Hitman and Warcraft being made into movies. THE CLOUT! 

Yeah! You better eat this shit sandwich and enjoy it! I for one know I did!

Huh, I mean, what?

Your argument is predicated on the belief that Westworld’s previous seasons are so much better because they are longer and, GoT likewise.

Jesus. How man ads can one page sustain?

My favorite was when the cops tried to stop Caleb from getting in the police chopper. They made it seem so urgent, but then his buddy got shot, and everyone just seemed to just stare at each other for a good minute or two there.

Well, atleast someone liked this pile of nonsense.

The initial sentence of an article completely mangled and wrong, followed by screen grabs of personal Twitter accounts. Quality Bashcraft Kotaku right there.

It's cute you felt like coming to the rescue. Bethesda and the dozens of people playing their came want to thank you.

Huh, Tower of Babel is the best