The initial sentence of an article completely mangled and wrong, followed by screen grabs of personal Twitter accounts. Quality Bashcraft Kotaku right there.

It's cute you felt like coming to the rescue. Bethesda and the dozens of people playing their came want to thank you.

Lol, when was that? Wait, is this a meta joke, where you say, "tv shows were much better in my day," on a posting where it's obvious that they were in fact not?

Yes, Depp truly is a blameless individual. Thank you for taking those "keyboard jockeys," to task.

Or one of the other multitude of races out there, would be nice. But sure, I meant that she should only date Indian men.

From the trailer, it looks like Mindy Kaling is keeping her tradition of having the Indian woman lead, only date white men.

Sadly your response is why there isn’t change on a federal level. If the majority of people voted out representatives who were not keeping their privacy concerns in mind, and then voted people in those that did, then this would stop.

Buddy, read the article, take a breath, and then delete your post.

Calm down there buddy.

Scrolling Kotaku to see another Animal Crossing article on a website which has managed to post around 50 in the past week, definitely has me bummed.

Yeah white males! This Roy guy and everyone who started him gets it!

Indeed, I mean why not just give us all the games? Why limit ourselves to something in the single digits?

Woke up this morning, to read the title as Aaron Paul instead of Logan Paul, and was absolutely delighted. As I tabbed it up for reading in a few minutes, my mind began to wonder not only what the other mistake of Paul’s was (the dude was on Price is Right, he is killing it!) But also what type of 90,0000 USD sofa…

Self Righteous Rick and Morty fan (the worst type of fan) calls others, “Self Righteous Pricks” for having the temerity to correctly state we are halfway through a season of television.

Huh? 

Huh? What about Brazil, Japan, Phillipines, Turkey etc. Calm down there

Would be interesting to get a Destiny Post Mortem from Jason, and we find out that Activision were the ones actually keeping Bungie in check and in line with what the players wanted. 

Wait, so you bringing up Everybody Loves Raymond, as a comparison show, is an example of both being good? I read it as examples of luke warm comedy for people waiting until they could watch Leno.

What kind of loot do you get from the loot boxes?

Yeah, everything I have read has painted her in the same light, and because she is the least aware, it led to her to lose the coveted “Daddy’s Top Spot”