Kotaku’s death will be a long and slow process, filled with a multitude of fighting game articles, where he throws in the phrase, “beating them to a pulp,” in an attempt to make this article seem even slightly interesting.

Heaven forbid people are on an entertaining show that provides simple and stress free fun for everyone! Clearly the people you "respect" need to not do those things. Now get back to work, those shelf's aren't going to stock themselves skipskatte

The best part was an unfunny Rebel Wilson bit, from the unfunny Rebel Wilson? Seems like I missed a blast of a show.

It was the best game I played in all of 2019. Someone above mentioned they beat it in 70 and it felt like nothing. I beat it in 86, and while I felt the end game was never ending, the story incredibly original and just fun.

You are just so above it all, you know? You don’t have time for these people complaining about the game.

Huh? Malcom in the Middle is enough cash to keep him happy for the rest of his life. Breaking Bad doubles that but keeps him critically cool as well.

I would assume the reason would be that your original comment is so asinine it made my head explode. The article’s title alone refutes what you spent way to much time writing.

Nope

Ahhh, the most insufferable commenter responds and some how 50 plus knuckle draggers like his comment. Just a typical response on the AV Club these days.

Huh? Slow down there tough guy, you would rather just angrily grasp at straws while sounding like an utter tool.

You lead a sad life if that's how you gauge things

As someone who has lived in Japan for a number of years and known a few people who have been arrested, there are so many ways to have things not lead to a conviction. More often then not you follow the rules and pay the money to whoever you need to pay to. So that 99.9% is misleading and continues to be brought up…

These Shameless reviews fuel my Mondays. Recapping a show that is heroically shooting itself in various appendages on a weekly basis, is just glorious.

You are the worst.

I like how this post was a humble brag about your parents renting you and your brother a sweet condo in University, but it came off incredibly sad. Who wants to live with their brother off campus in a condo? Whose parents would think that is a good idea? Who thinks riding a free University shuttle is “slumming it”?

He put all of that in the article itself. So you and the people who liked your post, are complaining about what now? It must be hard being this insufferable and wrong all the time.

Very appreciated

Over Transformers or Pirates of The Carribean?!?

Never came up, but then again I never consumed such utter trash, that it came to the interest of any adults.

Showing once again why Jalop has some of the best writers but worst commenters