When someone I know had a serious health issue at a concert, pages and other employees at the concert hall formed a ring around her to protect her privacy from prying eyes, as first a doctor in the audience then EMTs took care of her. Kudos to everyone.

janky ass

Nah, it’s a Holocaust joke. I won’t go there. But here’s one that’s borderline...

Exactly and well done sir or madam.

had to deliver two shocks before the machine alerted to me that a normal heartbeat was detected.

I misread the story, and had the timeline wrong. I was under the impression that she was discovered during the landing process, but not dragged up the aisle until the plane had landed. My stance was that the time between: “Someone’s in there”, opening the door, discovering her, landing the plane, getting an emergency…

I just figure, whoever’s fishing her out of the airplane bathroom could also take half a second to fish out her pants and throw them over her. I’ve seen someone get taken out of an airplane on a board, it’s not a quick process. It’s also nothing like having to cut someone’s bra off to apply a defib. But, hey, that’s…

Plus she’s black, just like Ben Carson. The blacks know the urbans.

“One passenger, who was distressed by what he saw, told the Star Tribune that Hines was naked from the waist down when she was removed from the plane and that emergency workers should have covered her up”

Sorry no, if you are having a heart attack (relevant example) and your EMT is giving a SHIT about covering up your breasts before applying the defib’s your EMT is a fuck-up. Luckily we have good samaritan laws to clear this up. If the person is trained and acting in good faith, then fuck your sense of decency. …

I wanted to open my own restaurant called “Kathotdog’s Kuntry Kitchen” but everyone told me it was a bad idea.  

Alternatively...

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

They’re champions for a reason.

much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

The only way you’d be able to associate the name Trump with “endowed”.

So long as li'l Daniel knows to call MISS DIG prior to digging... All's good!