Benny was a great guy. Went from “You crazy kids, stop stealing my fries!” to “Holy shit, this child needs help.” in two seconds flat.

My computer boots up now in 20 seconds instead over a couple minutes. But it still takes me 50 minutes to bake my cheesy broccoli chicken rice.

I remember back in the 90s early 00s, something like this would always have been labeled “gang related”. Times are a changing.

Sometimes people just really don’t understand until they have kids of their own. Was nice conversing with you as well.

I love all the hats.

I am not sure which Mario Bros. started it, but Nintendo put a system into the newer games where if you cannot complete a level after several tries, a block appears at the start of the level. In said block is a gold leaf that turns you into a gold invincible raccoon on steroids. The idea was it would allow children or…

A Mobius strip of lawyers if you will.

What did Mrs. Bullet say to Mr. Bullet? I’m gonna have a bb.

Damn Gina!

At one point? It still is.

I am not sure if the buttons on pants would cause any problems. When you place AED pads, you put one on the upper part of the chest and one on the left side of the person. This creates a path between the two pads and if you did it right, the heart will be right in the middle of that path. Do it wrong, and the heart…

I dunno. Think of this scenario. The plane is still in flight so some doctors on board are working on her. Planes are tiny cramped tin cans. Some flight attendant would have to be like “excuse me doctor, would you mind getting out of the way so I can drape this blanket over her naughty bits?” Then when the EMTs are…

nah i really dont not give a shit about that my grammar Nazi friend my point was easily understood regardless of those errors i changed the aed one specifically so it wouldnt not look like I did not know what I was talking about I do however hope that the errors did grind youre teeth though the thought of that would…

Brief stay in the hospital but recovered okay. She was a employee, but never saw her after that. My stay in that particular spot was cut short after that and was moved to a better position. In some strange way, I am kind of glad I didn’t see her after that.

Yeah, people will hate you for it. These are the same people who got pissed when Nintendo introduced the gold leaf in their Mario Bros. games. They don’t realize that they do not have to watch it.

I once went as the great saiyaman on Halloween once. Bandana and glasses, no helmet. Most people thought I was a pirate with the exception of a few teenagers who geeked the hell out. We did poses together.

Yeah the title is rather weird. Considering where we are, I would expect something along the lines of “White man offended by dying black woman’s panties” than the title we have here. I guess people are really upset with airlines still.

Yup, that’s just you. Good thing you aren’t in any emergency personal services. Seconds matter. Me taking a few seconds to order everybody out the lobby so her dignity would be intact could have literally killed her. Most likely the reason the lady in the article is dead is because they didn’t get to her sooner. We go…

I once was apart of a bunch of people banned for actually spelling out the n-word on Jezebel. We were not even using it in the form of an insult, just conversing about it being in the nursery rhyme eeny meeny miney moe. Some people know that rhyme to have the phrase “catch a tiger by the toe” to whereas people born in…

Thank you for reading it so I didn’t have to.