Ah! The old “it is art” excuse. Helps if you are wearing a monocle, handlebar mustache, and have a wine glass in one hand when you say this excuse.

You think your kid is still at school? Summer has already started. She is lying to you.

It is a hotdog money shot.

I feel the same way about tall people. Fucking assholes always have to sit in the front rows and block the view of everybody else. I swear tall people are some of the most inconsiderate people on this earth.

I’m guessing you might be someone at least over 30. Catholic schools back then were more about respectable dress versus conforming of today’s schools. That is really all it is about, conforming, making everybody the same. You can’t do much about the skin color, but by golly, sure gonna try our hardest to get that hair…

I love it when someone thinks they are being sincere on this site, but ends up typing something the majority doesn’t agree with. Full on crash and burn. Might as well have jumped in a pool of sharks. I live for awkward moments and hot damn is this person probably feeling it right now. You think they might have thought…

Hail Hydra.

You realize that means out there, somewhere, a butterfly tweeting on twitter is causing all of this.

As someone who is clinical OCD, I never let people touch my phone. Nor will I grab yours to talk to whoever is on the line.

I love referring to that movie as well when people talk about Crash. That movie was hot.

I living in Virginia but working in that area when all this started happening. I remember the wooden barriers gas stations started to erect around their pumps to hide customers. I remember all the calls from my mom pleading me to quit my job and come back to Texas. I remember the reports on the radio whenever they…

Nah, you still would be taking a life. You shouldn’t kill people at any age.

Dunno. Many of them consider themselves Christians. Christians are not really supposed to believe in karma. Good acts are not rewarded here on earth, but in heaven. But then again, most of them don’t follow Jesus’s teachings at all. So... dunno.

The teacher is black. She wouldn’t fit in at all.

I like the cut of your jib.

I think OP is pointing out that he/she has accepted the fact that their modded 3ds will be banned at some point and that they have literally “paid the price” for that decision. They in turn have no sympathy for people who believe that they should not be held accountable for breaking the rules. Whether they can afford…

I wonder what that conversation would be like if they just used the word existing. “Sorry sir, but your premiums are gonna be raised to an unreasonable level because you have an existing condition.” “What? I had insurance before I got cancer.” “Yes sir, and your cancer is existing, so we can now raise your rates. It’s…

I asked my mother-in-law who has a summer home in hell, she reports that all of her water pipes are frozen.

Been Catholic all my life, never given the church a dime.