Are you like full Mexican or like quarter Mexican on your mom’s side? The fact that you care seems awfully suspicious. Not giving a shit about things is like a prerequisite to being a Mexican.

This el guyo right hereo, he el get’s ito.

Nah man, as duly apointed representative of the Mexican peoples, fuck it. Don’t feel ashamed as a white man because you want to wear one of the coolest hats in the world for a day and get drunk. I guarantee you that none of my family knows anything about the history of this day other than we kicked French ass this day.

What does white privilege taste like? I assume it has a hint of banana in it.

You must be fun at parties.

Last I read the ACLU decided to not do a damn thing about it. Turn out when you actually read the thing, it tells the IRS to enforce the law as is. There is no bite to this EO, just mostly symbolic so Trump could get a good photo op.

And it’s a big duty!

This shit right here is what should be front page news, instead of the circus that is Mr. Trump’s 3 a.m. tweetings. These assholes in charge should be shamed from coast to coast, with reporters constantly hounding them with queries on if they have located their souls yet and if they decided to actually help their…

You could have just shorted that description to “big, black wall” or “bbw”.

Okay, you get a star now.

Yup, I withhold my star for this egregious oversight.

Hopefully you won’t get into the habit of making puns like that.

Dune references make my heart happy.

Bananas and sour milk.

Ya done goofed.

Here is a question. If sacrificing abortion meant the democrats would have control of everything from here until forever, would ya go along with it?

Ah gotcha.

Because Super Smash just doesn’t have the recognition that Super Mario does.

From what I understand, it depends on the system they are using. My brother, who is a cop, cannot turn his off or on by himself. His dash and body cam turn on at a certain point during the beginning of a call automatically. I forgot what exactly triggers it. Then it doesn’t turn off until he clears the call. From what…

Except the math and science buildings, those aren’t for you since you defunded them.