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Tastes more like A1 sauce 

I outgrew my “I don’t need to shower” phase in my early 20s, when I met my fiancee and decided that just throwing some soap and water under my arms was not sufficient for being around humans.

It is a Reuben with greens instead of corned beef.

According to Metro’s website: they haven’t changed the rules. So as someone who has been ticketed and threatened with arrest for drinking water on a metro car with no functioning AC on a 95 degree day, this particular metro employee can get fucked. If the woman who called her out had been black no one would have said

That’s the context missing from this story. In most cities eating on the train is totally normal. In DC it has been seriously not allowed. Remember a few years ago when they handcuffed a teenaged girl who wouldn’t put her candy bar away?

No, fuck that WMATA worker. I live in DC and I commit on the metro daily. I have seen pregnant women, elderly women, etc. yelled at for drinking water. Fuck her. They dug their own graves.

 I don’t agree with the outrage. Not only was this rule strictly enforced by WMATA, I’ll let you guess which demographic groups were most often the targets. If I didn’t know the rule had changed, I’d be pissed to see this, too. 

I live in the DC area and did not know that they had stopped ticketing people for eating or drinking on trains.

I made cookies last week. They were going to be chocolate chip until I realized I didn’t have enough so they turned into chocolate chip/dark chocolate/milk chocolate and sprinkle cookies. Because why not.

“No apology needed, Stevie. I’m such a fan of yours. I’ve been listening to your stuff from your time with The Mamas and the Papas, and it just blows me away.”

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.

A few years ago, there was an archaeo-anthro-whatever reconstruction in the news of what Jesus would have looked like. I took one look and thought, “Tony Shalhoub.”

“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray

Rural PA is also known as Pennsyltucky.

Thom Yorke was a Buckley fan and he recorded the vocals to Fake Plastic Trees after going to a Buckley gig and broke down and cried after a couple of takes. Jeff Buckley might have been a handsome crooner but he was not some shallow coffee shop bro winking at chicks while belting out in falsetto. Guy had an amazing

So now the trend is to viscerally hate Buckley's Hallelujah. This song has all the makings of a classic that remains in the public consciousness for at least a century.