Or is he just making shit up again

How about, anyone who *isn’t* reunited on time automatically gets a green card?

I’m so fucking filled with rage at Anthony Kennedy for deciding to retire now that I can’t see straight. I don’t give any shits what’s happening in his personal life, or anything else: with our republic in this much peril, he has a moral obligation to sit in that chair until he drops dead. His *choice* to retire now…

Unopposed AND with at least 14K signatures.. in otherwords to those that keep saying these are rare situations.. I call bullshit.

Am I the only one tired of men and non-reproductive age women making all the decisions about abortion rights?

I have to admit, the sheer amount of flop sweat and panic she’s inducing in so many people is pretty cheering. None of her ideas are actually that radical in 2018; even the abolish ICE thing is gaining ground, and she is not the first person calling herself a Democratic socialist in Congress.

If Donald Trump ever paid for your abortion, or if you have a related tip, now would be a great time to contact Jezebel at tips@jezebel.com

I agree. I like Duckworth too and was disappointed that she said this.

“I think that you can’t win the White House without the Midwest and I don’t think you can go too far to the left and still win the Midwest,” Duckworth told Jake Tapper.

This cunt. That’s all I’ve got to say. 

“I had a lot of respect for the way Sarah Huckabee Sanders handled it. She didn’t chew ‘em out. She didn’t pitch a fit. She didn’t call ‘em ‘immigrant-loving thugs’ or whatever. She just got up and left and offered to pay.”

Avery almost certainly did it, but Dassey’s role was likely minimal, coerced and his trial based on exploitative practices.

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

Put me down for love. I love love love the sofritas and the guac and the corn salsa. I actually eat there more since I gave up meat, because there aren’t a lot of fast-casual places that offer tofu options.

*raises hand*

Oh God, the Countess acting like she did hard time was funny, but maddening. I cannot wait to hear Watch What Crappens take on her dramatics about jail.

So sick of her BS (esp. the never ending fake apologies) and her blank-eyed, blinking stare and vacant smile after she tries to be “sweet” or says something cutting

Cliffs Notes version: Ramona is the woooooorrrrsssstttttttttt

Are you really?  Teachers get almost no benefits (outside of a summer off, but many have to work summer school to keep paying their bills).

Also, there’s no such thing as being in a relationship, where somebody couldn’t compose something that said ‘I felt threatened.’