Mark my words. Women (both cis and trans identified) will rule the western world in less than 10 years across all industries.

Her recipes are inctedible!!! So simple to follow and really delicious. I also think she’s hilarious.

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

Well, shit, I am 5'7" and just got down to a 10/12 (from an 18/20) and was feeling pretty okay about it. I’m glad Mandy let me know that’s Not Good Enough.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

People doing the moral thing that gave them “peace of mind” instead of voting for the person that wasn’t “perfect” is why we have Trump in the White House.

This is like if my mom invited my abusive estranged father to dinner, except instead of dinner it’s my favorite series and instead of my dickhole of a dad, it’s Depp.

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

Since his accent was so over the top cartoonish, they can just get a voice actor to do some dialogue offscreen—of him walking into the room with an assassin sent by Claire.

The show was about to be totally Clarie-centric anyway, so Spacey being gone isn’t even a big deal. I just wonder what they’ll do with Doug’s…

Uh, he could have said “that’s disgusting”, “don’t talk about women like that”, “we don’t say those kinds of things on this show”, literally anything other than laughing about it and letting Trump be gross.

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

Even better, he’s prepared to testify that Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians, and is prepared to serve as a witness against Trump and his family. Happy Friday everyone!

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

My takeaway from the 30 for 30 was two-fold. Tonya Harding had an incredibly difficult life and very little means or opportunity to escape a lot of the horrors that were part of it, either through birth or through the effects of a lifetime of abuse. However, at a certain point people are responsible for their own…

It’s been a year since Tom Arnold claimed to have seen seriously incriminating Trump tapes from The Apprentice. Figuring that his Roseanne alimony checks are long gone, maybe a gofundme to release the tapes would convince him. In this magnificent long overdue season of the douchebag reveal, Trump’s shit needs to be…

Please not Colbert, indeed. He and Obama would destroy me. And maybe Mr. Rogers.

If Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel get to cohost I will be 100% on board!!

An inordinate amount of people are attracted to massage therapy because of sexual interest...Just like there was opportunity in the priesthood, there’s opportunity in the massage room.