Oh MY FUCKING G@&!!!!! I just primal screamed in my house.

I know I’m meant to be horrified by this government overreach, but sofar I haven’t read a story in which I would want the officials to act substantially differently. Could they be nicer? Sure. But do you really want an official investigating a baby with an unexplainable skull fracture to drop it? “Oh well! This 7…

Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

It really says something that the comedians are the ones to hold guilty parties feet to the fire in wake of unspeakable tragedies and not our alleged government leaders. Elected officials who are supposed to serve their constituencies but instead gladly accept money from the corrupt, soulless people who are…

And nothing about timing made her throw in the bullshit framing of:

I want to read and absorb this because I know it’s important and it’s great to have it written about when there’s so many other distractions, both serious and silly, happening right now in the news.

CAME HERE FOR THIS. WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

The pictures and videos of this have been horrifying. Sometimes it feels like the world is coming apart at the seams. I know the world has always been violent and chaotic but seeing pictures and videos definitely make it more real.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

“Jon Huntsman has been named the ambassador to Russia.”

Exactly. Messy is a pile of clothes on the floor or toys not put away. Dirty (weeks old) dishes, animal waste, and literal garbage everywhere...that’s beyond messy.

Nailed it.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

It’s also the only possible way to speak about the orange chucklefuck, if you’ve got any sense.

“With All Disrespect” would make a great album title…

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

i’m going to need everyone to stop reminding me that Roseanne supported Trump, because i’ve been binge watching Roseanne on Prime for the last couple of weeks and that show was both brilliant and feminist AF (i know, i know - i won’t hit that last season for a little while yet)

That is my fave recurring bit on Seth Meyers’ show. They seem to be having so much fun doing it, and I always love how much joy Amber Ruffin shows when a joke generates a huge groan in the audience.

With any luck, we’ll get to have Ivanka in court while her daddy is before a Congressional hearing at the same time.

Hard disagree. Write a goddamn thank you note. 3 lines: “Thank you for your sweet gift. Junior loves the [whatever]. We’ll think of you whenever baby [does thing, looks at thing. whatever]. Love & kisses/gratefully/humbly, New Parent. Same script for all gifts, so don’t worry about being that personalized (unless your…