“Worked for Clue!”

Where does it say this black kid he proposed was supposed to be American?

I totally get the desire to keep yourself grounded, but there are so many household chores I would hire out in a heartbeat if I had the money. Mr. Levy and I have batted around getting a housekeeper to come in twice a month to do the floors and bathrooms. Once we have the room in our budget, it’s happening.

Give me the gas leak episode with multiple Jacks and Michael Keaton.

I must sheepishly admit that I’m one of these people. I got two of the three shots.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

Goddamnit Paul the new GBBO is just hanging on by a thread to the old GBBO and you were that thread and now that thread is a Nazi thread! I did na-zi that coming.

I’m just at a loss as to why anyone who isn’t doing some sort of performance (movie, play, TV show) that requires a Nazi costume would wear one.

This brief moment is where I want to exist forever.

I didn’t watch this or the 3rd reunion, but that intro was hysterically intense. I burst out laughing.

I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

Seriously, Jane is great at some stuff but that was terrible advice. She’s somebody I would absolutely be friends with IRL but I’d always be “Oh girl, NO” whenever she tried to give advice. I don’t think I’ve read a single column of Ask Jane yet that hasn’t made me angry. :(

I love this! I am completely against private schools, they totally foster and promote inequality.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

Thursday found me with another 16 year old. I have one already and an eleven year old daughter. He was booted from his house for not becoming Catholic: His heart is broken. He doesn’t even have a key to pick up clothes. He is really a great kid. Please, all of you that read this post, never throw your kid out for any…

From episode one of this season it was clear as day!!!! So, of course, she voted for herself aka Trump.

In search for the hot gif of Mauricio dancing at the white party shirtless, I crossed this little gem that you all can use at your disposal. This is me ALL THE DAMN TIME.

NEVER FORGET

Scary Island. Ramona was renewing her vows (because 17 is a huge anniversary year...?) and brought Sonja (who was brand new to the show and seemed very cool and normal at the time), Alex, Kelly, and Bethenny (who was pregnant) to St. Barths as some sort of bachelorette or some shit. Kelly went absolutely APE SHIT and…