Hey - you want to eat an unscented sandwich on your way to work, do you. No judgment from me. Me, I’d prefer to get my hands washed before putting them near my mouth after being in the subway. I’ve seen some things in those tunnels, man.

I am born and bred and I do not eat on the train because the subway is a cesspool. Regardless, I certainly would know better than to stink up a train car with salmon (or lobster), because that is an absolute dick move.

Hilarious. I just remembered that I documented it.

Honestly, if they were eating a bagel and lox they were likely a pretty seasoned New Yorker so they had NO excuse. They knew better.

Once I saw someone store their pizza box (presumably that evening’s dinner) on the floor under their seat until they got off. The floor of the effing A TRAIN. I’ve never truly recovered.

I don’t want this stupid birthday party on my commute. Nope. And I don’t want the Showtime dancers either. I want an uneventful ride where I sit quietly with my headphones. I never want to be smacked in the face by a flying Showtime foot, but I ESPECIALLY don’t want to smell your train lobster. Beat it, all of you.

If he looks like “every guy named Steve,” I really need to meet more Steves.

You definitely nailed it. She’s not all offscreen - she’s been on a few episodes and played by Shelley Long. And it’s 100% going to be her.

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The article just didn’t lead me to see her as “non-consenting.”

Okay, maybe the term “bad date” is a bit flippant, but he didn’t assault her. He did manage to completely destroy his own image, though.

I suppose it’s just that I’ve been in similar situations at points in my younger days, and never considered it even close to an assault. Icky, annoying, off-putting, etc. Truly, I’m not trying to dismiss this woman’s experience but I personally don’t feel her account of what happened is grounds to want to see him puni…

Honestly, I’m pretty firmly in the “It was a bad date” camp, but you’ve made a really good point here.

Same. It’s like when someone on Facebook shares an article/video/etc. about a child passing from cancer or something.  I just don’t get the motivation to share that stuff.  I wasn’t the one who chose to see it, but it was thrown in my face and I’m not able to get it out of my mind for weeks.

I saw them in 2016 and I don’t know if it was just because it was my first outing post-baby or what, but I was blown away by how fun they were. 

YAY.

Seriously. I find myself on the site daily (I don’t know why) and it’s always like fifteen headlines about the royals, plus one horrible story about a baby/child abused or murdered in some super disturbing way which ends up haunting me for days after.

Lisa’s skateboarding with some cool kids!  And she looks like Blossom!

Oh this book just about killed me.  Steve Carrell will be great in this role, I bet.

God, he is DOPE!