Dude implies he got sick the next from going out the night before.

I want to believe that Garrison is actually some Andy Kaufman-esque put on because I don’t want to believe anyone can be that wrong. I mean he constantly posts cartoons that mean the opposite of what he claims they mean:

The political cartoonist version of Rush Limbaugh has the virus?

“anti-vaccine Facebook groups have been influencing members to not seek hospital treatment for covid-19 and even instructed them to pull their sick family members out of ICU”

It is actually illegal to keep things like this here in Denmark, it must be turned over to either your local or the National museum and they will determine if it is national treasure, if not, they will give it back to you and it is yours to keep. If deemed national treasure you will get a reward for your find, the…

Yeah, I can’t judge the sexy costumes. Someone wants to dress up as a sexy Freddy Kruger? Alright, then. Shine on, you crazy diamond. 

Yeah, Yandy is really phoning it in this year. Where’s the Sexy Spike Protein? Where’s the Sexy Webcam, or Work From Home Desk (Sans Pants).  Where’s the Sexy Horse Parasite?

The only solution I can see to not treat them.

We’re killing you, huh. Then die at home.

Fuck every one of those fucksticks.

Plenty of Herman Cain Awards for everyone!

Yet Harry and Meghan are just a hair above his public approval rate. Good to know introducing a smidge of color to the bloodline is still marginally more favorable than protecting an (alleged) pedo within it.

Tons of footage and updates today! Turns out the first 24 hours they were probably puking their brains out and unable to do too much 

Commercial airlines didn’t start off by selling $77 tickets from NYC to LA to hundreds of people a day.

I just watched the live broadcast that completed a few minutes ago. They all seem to be having a blast and keeping busy with science and other tasks. 

The “live studio audience” are the SpaceX employees at the factory watching the launch who have spent countless hours getting everything right so it goes smooth. Imagine seeing your hard work being launched into space. Wouldn’t that excite you?

I read this as, "I don't like this, and there's not enough public information for me to criticize."

Do you really need a minute by minute playbook on what they are doing? The dude paid $200 million to fly around earth for 3 days. Doesn’t mean we need a camera up his ass the whole time. What if they filmed you flying on an airplane? Would be kind of annoying. And there’s no bathroom to go to for privacy, your just in…

Yeah, I wouldn’t doubt if this isn’t part of the deal they made with Netflix. Netflix gets a first look at all the footage for use in their docuseries and don’t want 24-hour coverage of the flight to make the show just a re-hash. Particularly since since it’s not even that much of a wait until the first episode is…

Let me get this straight. Your complaint is that two weeks to allow them to package everything up into a television episode showing the cool footage is too long to wait? 

They’re not in Space Vegas.  Theres not much to do but be in awe of where you are.  Three days of that sounds a bit much, but whatever.