Really, yeah. 

You know... Tesla are behind schedule on those Roadsters... Back to their roots?

On some future iteration of Spacelopnik:

Wow, the amount of snark from a journalist with no real accomplishments to his name is amazing.

You’re making the wrong comparison, it’s not US gov’t record vs. Russia’s record, it’s Elon Musk/SpaceX’s record vs Russia’s.

I’m sure this Olympic gold medal winner who is currently in hospital suffering from COVID and needing oxygen is relieved to know that since he’s “healthy” he doesn’t need to get vaccinated.

Thin Steven Seagal thought he could run.

Two words: workstation sink

Once again, if Republicans are accusing you of something, they are doing that thing. 

That tweet aged so poorly, even Matt Gaetz wouldn’t try to fuck it.

Dump’s secret is his particular brand of lunacy; he really, truly, deeply believes that he never, ever does anything wrong. Thus, he can be completely sincere when he insists that up is down, black is white, his wall is big and beautiful and he is rich and loved.

I think he likes Underage, period.

I think he would have sex with anything if it stood still long enough.

it's 2021, he can have inappropriate relationships with boys AND girls!

Tucker only pushed back when Gaetz continually tried to bring him into the narrative. Tucker could not have puckered up his dumb face more with each mention.

Remember the good ol’ days when Republicans just cruised men’s room? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Except this investigation started under Bill Barr and there was a DOJ mandate that required Bill Barr to sign off of on the investigation and be fully briefed regularly on the investigation. I can’t imagine he would let a blackmail scheme continue against one of Trump’s loudest supporters. 

So this fucker went on Tucker today and even Tucker called BS on his story — well as best that he could. When you lose Tucker Carlson you done  fucked up and are no doubt a horrible child rapist. 

According to three people briefed on the matter, the scrutiny of Gaetz’s conduct is part of a larger investigation into his political ally, local Florida official Joel Greenberg. Greenberg was indicted last summer on charges which included both the sex trafficking of a child, as well as financially supporting a…

Gatez was the only no-vote against a trafficking bill from 2017. It passed unanimously in the senate.