And what about when Gawker commenters could message each other privately? Many of us remember when Lord Denton took away that fun feature (and fun it was).

I agree about Gizmodo. Used to be one of my favorite sites, but i don’t even look at it any more because it’s so hideous and cumbersome. Hate to say it, but it looks like my beloved Jalopnik is getting the same treatment. It’s been fun...

you may have noticed some of our sister sites have been given a similar treatment over the last few months

I definitely can’t push them that far, but I’d argue Zack and Ari are several hundred levels of better rider than me. 

Perhaps if you’re so skeptical about the stats you should actually read the studies instead of mouthing off based on your armchair expertise? “Seems significantly off” isn’t a sufficient rebuttal. 

Having worked with lawyers for the last 10 years I can say they are some of the dumbest smart people. The majority of them are so self centered and narcissistic none of this surprises me.

You’ve met the Jalop community, right? ‘Esoteric comment about random minutiae’ is kind of the reason the website exists. 

 Lol you're so fucking stupid. 

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

I know this is old news for most of us, but for those in the back:

In before the chucklefucks miss the point of your entire post by correcting you for saying he was using an illegal AK-47.  He was using an illegal (for him) AR.

Oh its SOOOOOO much worse than that:

She certainly did.

I thought I read somewhere that it’s not just that Trump overrepresented the value of some properties (maybe not the ones in this article though) to lenders/banks, but that he also underrepresented the value of those same properties to the IRS so as to pay lower taxes. So Pres Fuckface is lying to someone.

A few weeks ago I speculated that Tish James aspired to higher office becasue of all the high-profile cases she was pursuing.

Yeah, I’m not even going to consider believing the idea that Goodell actually gives a fuck about anything but his own power until Kaep is playing in the NFL again. And even then it’s unlikely.

Well, to be fair, she specifically asked Anonymous to hack the convention and play her Tik Tok of her dancing to WAP during her mother’s speech. Sounds less like a play for fame and maybe more like a desperate stab at embarrassing her mother when viewed that way.

My eight year old walked in on me watching Patriot Act and was almost brought to tears listening to Hasan Minaj talk about toddlers being separated from their parents and going to court hearings alone. She’s very protective of my 6 year old son so she saw that happening to kids younger than him and wanted to know why…

You feel no sympathy for a child being abused by her parents? Talk about sociopathy.