They would just do it like fish and masturbate next to each other and let the current take care of the rest.

Look closely at that picture. Tumps love letter wasn’t leaked, he proudly gave it out to everyone present.

When Pelosi has the biggest set of balls in a room full of men:

I’m down for the petty needling.

I have a nice free online bible for them to use:

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Proof that not only are all the “adults in the room” gone, but the secretaries have even checked out and are no longer even trying to make his dictation sound like they came from an adult.

How else would the lions learn about gay sex from the tourists?

Other deep thoughts that comes from lion watching...

Drivers have to do a line of coke off the rear wing before the race.

How is dropping actual legislation not explaining his plan?

Bernie has the will and strategy to do more in three and a half years than warren could do in eight. Plus I trust him more to not pull a Clinton and bring a stinker in as VP.

Did you see him tonight? He was classic Bernie and way more feisty and on the ball than Biden or even Booker. 

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bernie-october-splash

Finally something I can agree with Trump on:

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

If you want an effective, manly massage, find an authentic Thai massage place. Typically you remain fully clothed and it is a combination of acupressure and forced yoga. If you physically really need it, you will suffer during the massage, but feel like you have a new body when you’re done.

Libby Watson has done some good stuff at New Republic as well, but like Vice, no comment section.

I wish I knew.