thestrain
The_Strain
thestrain

Who does Jonny have to sleep with to get these?

Why are there hours and hours and hours and hours of cat videos on Youtube.. Oh, that's right, because Youtube wasn't made for just you.. No one cares about your complaint. It is illogical.

Help a police officer?

Talk about hot wheels.

#COTD

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.

SWEET CHRIST!