In an unrelated study, a 2011 poll found that 73% of Americans "believe that they are destined to find their one, true, soul mate."

"Hey Listen, you collect $200"

Is there any stipulation about who the customer has to be praying to?

Nope...kill it with fire.

This will make cooking food with your car soooo much easier.

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

ALL THE PORNZ!!!!!!!!! Mwahahaha!!!!!

A guy I work with spent his entire lunch break yesterday trying to disconnect from Comcast. They kept asking him why he was leaving, and he kept telling them that it was due to their stance on net neutrality to which they kept responding in different ways "so can I say that it is pricing that is your concern?" which…

I work for a certain company that starts with a V . It's the same thing. We have heart attacks. Stroke ,death . We have this one dipshit manager who can figure out why so many are out on Fmla ...really ? Unattainable stats,fucking asshole who can't even grind the power button on the remote fucktards brown nose fucks…

I have never understood why people yell at service reps. What is it going to accomplish? The person on the other end is a person. Yelling at people never puts them in a cooperative mode.

Pizzas are loaded by a gunner in the belly of the vehicle and then "thrown" by the press of a trigger on the handlebars on the turret atop the structure.

I want to buy this, pull up next to a Viper owner, and be like

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

pfft, they coulda just asked ME .

You don't buy an Aston Martin for the speed. You buy one to be the classiest motherfucker around.

No, Joe...it doesn't need a wash. And PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!