convertible. Make it so.

Republican develops brain. Supports pro choice.

Rolls Royce Wraith Panty Dropper.

And a football helmet filled with cottage cheese

PRELUDE to an S2000. I got nuttin here.

and you're the victim of your parents poor choices.

Ahem. PORN.

Meet their lawyers.

Darby? Who is this Darby you speak of?

In other news, you're an asshole.

Im still waiting for the people who work for a majorly red cell phone provider to speak up here.

You've got time warner. Give it a few minutes. They'll give you a reason to complain shortly.

He can bring world peace.

Ugh, a blowjob? AGAIN?!? FIIIIIINNNEEEEE. Said no man ever.

Well, at least they know where to look.

It makes me feel funny, like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

because you're having a stroke?

zero. Problem solved

was done a long time ago. http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/rare-video-of-…