This is so fucking stupid it hurts.

Not a hot take. Closer to the best take. At the very least, most should agree it shouldn’t be #1. It’s way closer to 21 if it has to be on the list

hot take: tim and eric shouldn’t even be on this list.

Gag manga is king of Shonen Jump, always has been. It’s just harder to translate that stuff to other languages. Toriyama used to only do gag manga until Dragonball, and even that started as more gag-focused than battle-focused.

You sound like a Dragon Ball Z fan and not a Dragon Ball fan. Dragon Ball was slapstick and gag humor. For crying out loud, Oolong saved the day in Dragon Ball when he wishes for a young girl’s panties.

Dragon Ball started out as a whimsical action/adventure manga with tons of gag elements to it. That’s where its roots are.

Can we finally add South Park to the list of overly long running adult animated shows that need to die already?

“Ultimately the affair ended. Bowser just couldn’t handle the disapproving stares from his friends and family, and Elephant Peach simply ate the flowers.”

Then I really hope nothing bad ever happens to you because you made a dumb choice. Clearly this dude is a huge piece of shit and that should be evident from miles away - but that doesn’t make it ok that he scammed people out of their money. Yes, they should’ve been smarter - but people make mistakes.

However, despite…

Oh good, the director who pretty much only makes shitty movies has decided to make obscenely long shitty movies. I’m overjoyed.

People say the Left eats itself when we call out literally anything because the Right doesn’t understand the concept of holding yourselves to your own standards. Sometimes people freak out over a character’s skin being drawn a percent lighter than canon, but you hear “the Left eats itself” every time there’s any kind…

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.

Step 1: We replace him with AI.
Step 2: As soon as he’s gone we wipe the AI

The reason you can’t tell the difference is primarily because xQc is a fucking idiot, and as such, easy to replicate with an algorithm.

This isn’t parody, though.  The ideas of Cluckin’ Bell and Burger Shot themselves are the parody, in this case of KFC and Burger King, but Take Two owns the rights to those specific parodies.  This is also why they will be able to go ahead with the Don’t Cluckin’ Tell version, as that is now their own parody.

The fact that routine ‘daily’ inspections missed damage this catastrophic — and by all accounts, for over a week — would mean that *NONE* of the rides in the park are safe. Because their ‘inspections’ aren’t worth shit. And both the owners of the park *AND* the inspection staff need to be brought up on charges of…

I’m glad we have the founder’s words directly from his mouth, because up until now, we’ve only been able to assume that he’s wildly out of touch and shoved up his own ass. Now we have proof!

Mr. Hankey, follow me down this logic trail for a minute... The most profitable period your company had was during COVID when…

Everybody recognizes this as a supervillain origin story, right?