I was not aware that Burton was the creator of Batman and Superman. 

Then I really hope nothing bad ever happens to you because you made a dumb choice. Clearly this dude is a huge piece of shit and that should be evident from miles away - but that doesn’t make it ok that he scammed people out of their money. Yes, they should’ve been smarter - but people make mistakes.

However, despite…

Oh good, the director who pretty much only makes shitty movies has decided to make obscenely long shitty movies. I’m overjoyed.

People say the Left eats itself when we call out literally anything because the Right doesn’t understand the concept of holding yourselves to your own standards. Sometimes people freak out over a character’s skin being drawn a percent lighter than canon, but you hear “the Left eats itself” every time there’s any kind…

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.

Step 1: We replace him with AI.
Step 2: As soon as he’s gone we wipe the AI

The reason you can’t tell the difference is primarily because xQc is a fucking idiot, and as such, easy to replicate with an algorithm.

This isn’t parody, though.  The ideas of Cluckin’ Bell and Burger Shot themselves are the parody, in this case of KFC and Burger King, but Take Two owns the rights to those specific parodies.  This is also why they will be able to go ahead with the Don’t Cluckin’ Tell version, as that is now their own parody.

The fact that routine ‘daily’ inspections missed damage this catastrophic — and by all accounts, for over a week — would mean that *NONE* of the rides in the park are safe. Because their ‘inspections’ aren’t worth shit. And both the owners of the park *AND* the inspection staff need to be brought up on charges of…

I’m glad we have the founder’s words directly from his mouth, because up until now, we’ve only been able to assume that he’s wildly out of touch and shoved up his own ass. Now we have proof!

Mr. Hankey, follow me down this logic trail for a minute... The most profitable period your company had was during COVID when…

Everybody recognizes this as a supervillain origin story, right?

You’re darn tooting, buster! Now, shift those pins! We gotta get down to the docks lickety-split if we wanna scoop the Tribune on this counterfeit war bonds caper! C’mon! Last one to the jitney’s a kippered kraut!

In a perfect world, this would be a nationwide PBS style channel run by the National Archives.

It'll go well with the horse's ass that's already there.

Man, this is sad. My father had TCM on nonstop in the hospital a few months ago as he withered and died slowly. My last memories are riffing on movies with him and telling Orson Welles jokes. It was so great to hear his laugh a few final times. He sure loved his TCM!

Yeah, he is all about TCM...

“isn’t the usual slop of original programming, reality/competition shows, and reruns”

It’s pretty impressive how quickly Zaslav has become the most hated guy in TV lately. It's extremely well deserved though. That guy is a flaming sack of shit

I hope the meeting involved Speilberg, Anderson, and Scorsese showing up with baseball bats to “convince” Zaslav to save TCM, resign, and hand WBD over to someone who knows what the fuck they are doing