It’s a game about exploiting refugees by sending them into deadly military combat situations with built-in deniability.

If you like 4th-wall/narrator jokes, check out an old anime called Samurai Pizza Cats. The dub, not the sub. The dub is much funnier and has all the narrator jokes, because they completely rewrote the scripts for the dub and it actually vastly improved the show.

Ok, today’s Penny Arcade has definitely earned a slow clap from me.

No lie, I come up with my D&D character names by looking up the names of prescription medication. 99% of the time, either the brand or the generic name is a PERFECT D&D character or monster name.

If someone is immunocompromised or taking certain medication, the vaccine doesn’t reduce your odds nearly as much. You can very much still get it and can still very much die.

Hey if you’re into grimdark fantasy and/or space fascist military glorification... this service is for you. While it lasts.

Not for nothing, but geospoofing will definitely get your account banned if they catch you.

I literally started looking for one of these a few days ago. Showed the Amazon listings to my wife. The following is a true story.

Spanky’s Quest is actually really good. I rented that one from the grocery store video rental stall many many times back in the day.

What’s it from?

NERF IT TO THE GROUND

Sexual assault and lying to investigators? Slap on the wrist and get back in there, champ.

“She wasn’t the best mother, even when she was around. But I loved her to death,”

If you have old Pokemon cards, take it from my personal experience: they’re almost certainly not worth as much as you hope they are.

I have a feeling if I asked for an explanation of today’s Corpse Run, I’d essentially be asking someone to write an essay.

I live in Olathe. It was only a matter of HOURS before some fucker on Nextdoor posted something along the lines of “FiRiNg sEeMs a bIt hArSh mAyBe wE sHoUlD mAkE HiM tAkE sEnSiTiViTy TrAiNiNg aNd GiVe hIm a sEcOnD cHaNcE”

The one I did was. But yeah, that’s probably just my singular experience.

Ah, Carmen Sandiego. The first virtual escape room game.