I just want to take a moment to point out that Alabama is a candy necklace state.

Seriously? Ketchup gatekeeping? WTF people.

Pretty sure the real 45 would take it anyway. It's not like he listens to other people.

I put mine inside board games to keep the moisture from warping the cards/cardboard.

Ah I see. This is all just a promotion for Waddle Dee's upcoming autobiography, I Have No Mouth and I Must Eat.

The next version should take requests from Twitch chat.

My current theory is that Kanye literally believes he is actually white. It would explain a whole lot.

Never underestimate the power of the Resident Evil franchise!

Wow the replies to that tweet are a whole shitpile of nope, yikes, and GTFOH.

35 Hot Pockets in 4 days HOW were you still alive long enough to write this?!

I was thrilled when he started insinuating that it would be a Nintendo character; being third-party isn’t inherently better or worse. I was just bummed when it turned out to be Fire Emblem, because 1) ugh another swordman/woman and 2) I personally just can’t get into strategy games/Fire Emblem at all. But that’s just…

I was accounting for the inflation of moving from portable to home consoles. And as far as I know, the jury’s still out on paying separately for every account; on my wife’s account, playing on the same machine, the eShop button vanished from her menu when I bought the Expansion Pass on my account. If it does somehow…

God it looks like they used Alan Tudyk as a face model.

Notably, on Twitch this would be classified as self-harm and therefore a TOS violation.

Geebus, where’s the “CW: cruel bullying” tag on this article?

No, they’re adding entire new swaths of content: story, modes, areas to explore. The 200 Mons are being added alongside. It’s the same thing they would have pulled in previous generations by making you pay full price for a pseudo-sequel, but this time for half the original game’s cost. Plus you don’t have to start…

No, they’re adding entire new swaths of content: story, modes, areas to explore. The additional Mons are being added alongside. It’s the same thing they would have pulled in previous generations by making you pay full price for a pseudo-sequel, but this time for half the original game’s cost. Plus you don’t have to…

This must be your anthem, huh

Him, or HIS EVIL DOPPELGANGER??

I was about to drop an “ok boomer” and then recalled that I certainly didn’t fit that description at that age.