Tomorrow. At the latest.

I’ve been done with Tetris since the Game Boy.

“In other words, the vast majority of the Eagles team decided to abandon their fans.”

Small-town Kansas cops will pull anyone over for the smallest shit, especially if your tags are in a different state or even a different county. It’s the only way they can fund their departments. I can believe that any person would have been pulled over for turning on the turn signal at 99 feet instead of 100.

I really like Chik-fil-a’s food, but fuck their bigoted owner.

Hey I loathe the MAGA crowd and all they stand for, but you Cheesecake employees...

*watches video*

*checks calendar* What do you mean, it’s not April Fool’s Day?

Link?

Looks like PHB is unclear, but DMG specifically says Wisdom. Good call, my bad.

Also, (pushes up glasses) the next book isn’t an adventure, it’s just a content supplement with DM and player options. There’s no adventure in it.

Charisma now means more than just how well it gets along with others, it also means willpower. And as a ridiculously powerful demon, it’s got willpower to spare.

oh noes my favorite most coolest thing evar got popular and now it’s not cool anymore woe is me

I once had a case of Raging Justice last more than 4 hours. Had to go to the emergency room.

It’s hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh time you paid this bill, sig-nor.

I see Ol’ Billy went to the Donald Trump School of Talking Good.

The Mario Party games are... divisive. They can be hella fun but they can also be overly-randomized controller-breaking friendship-destroyers.

The act of not including Numenera on this list would be a crime in the land of Tabletopia. Roll a Stealth check to avoid the authorities.