You might be on B squad, but you're B squad leader.

You're not alone.

Fair enough. I mean, you need someone with a certain level of enthusiasm. No one is watching it with Ben Stein hosting. Than again…

Exactly. 3D with any other host would be the same show. He isn't integral to what makes it worthwhile.

I get that the guy is trying to make a funny, but it is possible to appreciate the good things a particular person has accomplished while simultaneously finding their personality and style grating. I enjoy 3D from time to time. When he focuses on the food, they are pretty solid. When he brings a friend along and they…

I see you've worked in marketing before.

That's an insult to Applebees.

Why would you want to read an article when you can watch a video composed of still images with words overlayed?

If they are filing a lawsuit, I'd imagine they already went the cease & desist route and were ignored. That or they are just dicks.

Yeah. We represent a fraction of a percent of traffic.

The Kinja Airing of Grievances?

I saved Rappin Jake Sisko, Riker, Troi, and the Berman accounts.

I already saved a file with all of his posts just in case the comments weren't carried over. That shit needs to be preserved, yo.

Journalist?

Yes to all of this.

A few years back I was chatting with a woman who grew up on a hog farm. Somehow the topic came up and she made mention of how good she was at it, to the point she had to teach all of the hired farm hands how to do it better.

Such is life in corporate America.

If it wasn't for incessant bitching, most CHUDs wouldn't know what to do with themselves. There are times when I think complaining is the American pastime.

Because mixologist cocktails with 20 ingredients didn't slow down the line at the bar enough, now everyone has to have a conversation with the bartender about the beers on tap.

"Hey, you got change for a Louis?"