Yeah, our rows aren't that wide. Actually narrow enough I can put my feet up on the ledge if I want to stretch.

I've only been to one movie since my AMC upgraded, but I love it. I don't really use the recliner bit because I'm tall and there would be people tripping all over the damn place if I put my feet across the row.

One of the times I logged into Netflix this week, Sense8 was the featured show. A bit late, yeah?

This is far more satisfying than those Alexa numbers. People are finally starting to realize that most web advertising is worthless. Nice to see it is hitting Bleatbart in the pocketbook.

Yeah, I have a feeling that the costs, even for just the basics, would add up quickly. I wish I was in a position to throw money at it because this is probably my favorite place on the internet.

This is complete drunk talk, but what would it honestly take to start a bare bones, old school AV Club type site focused only on pop culture? Like, from an articles/newswires per day/week perspective? The amount of time many members of the commentariate spend in here, they could easily crank out 600-1000 words on a…

RIP, sir. Those sick days home from school in the 80's wouldn't have been the same without Batman reruns. I faked it more times than I can count just to see the conclusion the following day.

"I can't see my luggage anywhere on the conveyor, but I'm going to stand right up against it anyway. I'll be sure to give you a shitty look when you are forced to wedge between me and the others lacking in self-awareness to retrieve your luggage."

"Attention, everyone! If you would all please stand up and push to the front of the line, this would go a lot quicker!"

My wife is used to me not listening.

I always carry headphones in my backpack when I go to the airport or the doctor's office so I don't have to listen to that shit.

Purple is a fruit.

Unfortunately, Randy is a mute.

My answer to this question hasn't changed in almost 20 years: Morphine

Was really hoping for pudding.

Thanks to The Expanse, I get that joke. And that makes me Hapi.

Oh how I love scallops.

Looks like somebody cocked up the recipe.

As far as broke-ass sandwiches go, that actually sounds pretty good.

Or introduce a new commenting system.