Good call on the flights. Trains are great if you have the time and/or the money, but when you're short on both, how can you say no to such cheap flights.

Yeah? Well in my day we had to walk through commercials uphill, both ways, or some such bullshit.

"And tell your brother to, I don't know, tell him to stay gold, or… you write something, you're good with words."

Cram a ham in it!

Good luck this season. I'm ready for some open wheel racing. I've been playing F1 2010 pretty much non-stop for the last three weeks. The new F1 cars look better than they have in years and the sketches I've seen of the new IndyCar chassis looked promising. I hope the real thing is an improvement over what they're…

"Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor."

And whoever is cast as Bolo Santosi better over-enunciate like a motherfucker.

I say…

As much as it pains me to say it, you are right.

From the land of sky blue waters.

Fried chicken is one of those things that I absolutely love, but have no intention of ever perfecting how to make it on my own. It's better for my health if it stays a treat I have a few times a year, and not something I can make whenever I want.

"This is an adventure."

CTRL + F "Bob's Burgers"

Stampede! was pretty good. Like a Western version of Beer Tapper.

Viva toronja! That sounds fantastic.

Mike Pence?

And to think, John Berger missed this by a month.

I can't think of Al without thinking of Tommy Davidson's impression from his late 80's/early 90's stand up act.

It's 3&1. We're trying to grind out the clock. Managing risk and holding onto the ball are paramount.

My fifth grade teacher had a bit of a stutter at times. Especially when she would get flustered. Sex Ed day was always awesome because we were guaranteed at least one "p.p.p.p.p.penis"