Preferably with churros.

"Is casting a pop idol a little distracting when trying to make an epic war film? Sure."

If I ever make an exception for Mannheim Steamroller, it will mean I've been turned. Feel free to shoot me at that point.

Arbitrary, but I knew Johnny Mathis was 50's.

I love Passion Pit, but hate Christmas music made after 1959 with the exception of The Kinks and RunDMC. What to do?

Just give it to Dikachu already.

Those will make for a great exhibit in the Al Gore Presidential Library.

Midnight Run looks down its nose unimpressed.

Oh,bother. It seems I have sat in gum, Logan.

Oh man, it's been too long.

The funny thing is, I usually don't pay that much attention to band names. I can't even remember why it struck me as so odd that I felt the need to comment on it. It is effective.

I clicked on the AV Club's review of Car Seat Headrest with the sole purpose of leaving a comment making fun of the band name. Then I listened to the songs they had available online. Vincent sold me. So glad I stumbled onto that. Have been listening to it a lot recently. Still awesome.

Lemme guess, you work in IT support? :D

All he could make were spice racks. Mary got one every year for Mother's Day. Pretty sure that was mentioned in Acts.

And the next thing you know, Greg hurts himself surfing.

Sacred? Pfffft. Jesus never even made it to Hawaii. Do you know how long of a walk that would have been?

You sold me.

Easy there, Country Joe.

How to speak Australian: Shorten every noun to its first syllable and add "ie" or "y".

Wow. Yeah. You know what? Still not as depressing as a Trump presidency.