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There you go with your smudgeness.

I watched the whole series but whenever I think of watching it again I lose interest because of Jim. He was a jerk and I felt mocked a lot of his coworkers all the time with his little side-eyes to the camera and his expression. Dude, don’t be a dick to the people who are forced to work with you just because you feel

It’s funny I wasn’t even that into them (I didn’t think I was) but I was just thinking about the proposal the other day. For no good reason. And got a little chocked up.  

Yes! I’ve re-watched The Office a lot over the years and my conclusion is that Jim is a bully who uses his ‘aw shucks’ looks to get out of shit. And the actor made a conscious decision to star in that fucking Benghazi movie FFS.

yes. kevin realizes that’s their initials when he’s trying to figure out if they’re dating.

I hate John Krasinski/Jim.

Instead of “JAM” or “PIM” my husband & I referred to them as PB&J. Was that from the show?

Second Amendmant Man gives students first-hand demonstration on liberty tree watering

Aw, gee, another mental health incident.

Rand was having casual, no-strings-attached sex with the neighbor, but the neighbor had to go and catch feelings like some sort of snowflake libtard. Rand told him “nah I’m good” and then Rand got his ribs rearranged.

Are you sure you replied to the right person? Nowhere did I say that she can’t call her brother a slur. In fact I specifically said her brother may not take an issue with being called a slur, and that is his perogative.

That’s what I am thinking, one or two people (probably better to not do it alone). There is absolutely no reason to ever need to go into one of those CPCs, Planned Parenthood offers everything they do, without the overdose of anti-abortion. A dose of their own medicine. And it would be hilarious to see their reaction

Her recipes are either crap or straight out of 1960 Betty Crocker. They are run of the mill. Her innovations are generally adding more fat - butter or cream. She is not a chef. She is a hack who pretends to be “one of us” just feeding her man after a long day at work when in actuality she is and has always been an

It’s not. Any portmanteau of ___tard furthers the harm that “retard” does.

I’m open to suggestions. How about “tumpturd?”

TBH, I judge food bloggers purely on the usefulness and infallibility of their recipes, and Pioneer Woman is one of my three or four go-tos. It’s certainly not gourmet, but if you just want to make some goddam dinner, her recipes always work as written and that’s really all I ask. Is she a cringey white lady with a

I find her whole-hearted embrace of very firm gender roles and faux-down home values shtick deeply creepy. Her lifestyle is held up as aspirational and it encompasses a lot of things completely antithetical to my own values: gender inequality, casual racism, conspicuous and excessive consumption, driving two miles

Weeel, she did do anepisode where she made (pretended to make?) spicy “Asian” wings, her “men” all wrinkled their noses, and then she was all “jk! here are the REAL wings!”

I’m wondering why some volunteers nearby don’t stand out in front of their storefront with a big sign that says “Not Planned Parenthood, that is across the street. This is not a doctor’s office, it is Pro Forced Birth agenda driven.”. The way those fuckwads picket Planned Parenthood. And do it by standing as