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It’s always been one of my favorite shows. I bought every season on DVD when they were released and I still watch it frequently. It went downhill a little for me when they booted Wendi McClendon Covey — because I both missed Clementine Johnson but also it shattered my illusion of all of them being bffs in real life —

This is the correct take — soak, then shower. Plus, showering after a bath helps you rise the tub out so you don’t get tub grime / rings.

NARAL’s been doing this for years:

Ooooohhhh damn, I honestly thought Beyonce performed that this year. (I clearly don’t pay very close attention to any of this shit.) I was even like “wow, they got that doc released real fast, impressive!” lol. Yikes, my bad.

And I’m def not here to stan for Taylor fucking Swift or make any “but but but Beyonce

I mean, if you watch Homecoming (and I did, and it was so good it actually moved me to tears), they show just how long it takes to plan/rehearse/perfect performances like these. Beyonce and her crew were at it for like a full year. I realize one song at an award show isn’t the same as a full concert at Coachella, but

I’m not one to defend TS, especially at the expense of Beyonce, but isn’t it likely that this performance had been planned/rehearsed for months, and it was too late to change it up in the last few weeks since Homecoming was released?

Counterpoint: portabello sandwiches taste like chewy dirt. I’d rather eat a veggie burger. It’s almost like people have different tastes and dietary choices, and restaurants are invested in offering lots of options to cater to as many customers as possible in the interest of profit.

Not quite sure why all of that makes

Plenty of people are vegetarians for non health related reasons, and those people frequently want a shitty fast food burger. Especially if you’re on the road (road food is notoriously veggie unfriendly and the only options are often fast food chains), or in a place where veggie options are extremely limited (like the

That’s nice, but Abby Johnson can go fuck herself honestly. She is a charlatan who is deliberately putting people’s lives at risk to feed her ego and bank account.

I work for a company that provides abortion and I’m well aware of this piece. But I’m referring to people who get abortions and then become anti-abortion later, as opposed to the other way around. I have a little less patience for someone who has already taken advantage of the right to have an abortion, and then

One of my first boyfriends had a gorgeous beard (which is definitely what originally attracted me to him), and one day I came home and he had shaved it all off. Losing the beard was bad enough, but it turned out dude did not have a chin. Not an ounce of chin. Just like, mouth and then neck. His face was literally half

There is a special place in hell for women who have elective abortions and then decide they have the right to prevent anyone else from having the same freedom they willingly took advantage of.

It’s cute how bad things happening to leftists and atheists is obviously god’s punishment for being dirty sinners, but bad things happenings to conservative christians is obviously a liberal conspiracy. These fuckers and their persecution complex, I swear.

I’m guessing he learned this shit from his parents, so not super confident he’ll be getting a “stern lesson” from them (except maybe that the libtard PC thought police are out to terrorize good ol’ American free speechin’ patriots).

Yeah, the families who’ve been living in that neighborhood for decades are very very concerned about looking “cool,” and definitely not at all concerned about being priced out of their lifetime homes because some dickbag real estate agent can now jack up the rent 10000 percent by putting “right across the street from

Trust me, people in NYC think twice about that atrocious Varvatos setup, and they fuckin’ hate it.

haha you maaaaaad.

lol lighten up, Francis.

Hello, I am a sex educator and I need this outfit situation stat. Where to cop?

You seem nice.