THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

I'm getting real tired of this "sorry not sorry" attitude. I know it's not a new thing but it certainly keeps being pervasive. And for fucks sake I've crapped out better "satire" than this nonsense.

Jia, this was simply one of the best articles I've read recently on Jez. She was so sweet and you sounded as if you were completely enjoying interviewing her. Good job!

Yeah, I guess you showed them, didn'tcha? So...no more feminism, now? Maybe next, you could draw a picture of Putin with a bunch of stink lines coming off of him, and bring down the USSR.....

? Are you... coming on to a tiger?

oh god

I actually doubt it. Being evaluated constantly on how you look, being asked to drop 5 pounds before you'll be hired even though you're already rail-thin, having your features PhotoShopped away as "flaws" — I can see how that would wear away at your self-esteem, even if you're considered objectively gorgeous by…

This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

It was a priority for me coming in that we'd try to do a lot of these, and there will be many more, glad you like them.

I believe she only had two or three lines of dialogue in the whole movie. People can be outraged all they like that she didn't get paid megabucks, but I highly doubt that, say, Elsa's animators got a share of the profits of the film or toy sales either, and they did way more than a day's work on the film.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

THANK YOU. I'm so sick of journalists reposting the rantings of chemophobics. Want to know about science? Ask a fucking scientist. There are lots of them around! They love to dispel falsehoods.

if you don't believe me just ask me.

YES! That poor one armed cashier at the build-a-bear. Do you think he doesn't know he only has one arm? Do you think every kid who comes in doesn't helpfully point it out for him? Because they do.

I regards to the whole tomato eating, I once saw a friend of ours eating a whole cucumber. Not a pickle. A whole damn cucumber, munching it like it was some big giant carrot. Being a person who only likes cucumbers in the form of a dill pickle or tzataiki sauce, I found it really weird.

You tell really weird jokes

Ohhhhhh. I just thought she didn't have nipples anymore.

Because it's fun. It's also awkward and really embarrassing. But I guess being drunk really helps